I talked to Moira, and she was thrilled about the prospect of making easy money. I showed Mom the movie guide, and she chose a romantic drama. Julia wasn't happy we left her at home, claiming, "Leon, it's your last day at home, and you leave me with a nanny..." I kissed her cheek and said, "Sorry sis, but the movie Mommy chose was PG-13, so you cannot come with us. Next time I'll come home, I'll take you with me to see what you want." She stared at me pleadingly, "Promise?" "I do." "OK then." ... By 6:30 pm, Mom came out of her bedroom. She pirouetted before me and asked, "I do not wish to embarrass you. Do I pass your test?" I used my right hand to lift my mandible, which had fallen down when I saw her. Her short black dress hugged her body like a glove and left very little to the

