. . fuck
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You know that feeling you get when you just opened your mouth and said something you can't take back? I did NOT want to put that phone to my ear again. I really took it to another perverted level there, maybe four.
I did anyway, she was my closest friend after all, and I just listened. After what seemed like an hour, although it was perhaps a minute, I heard some scrambling and some moving of her phone through the speaker in my ear.
"Hello? Grace?" she timidly spoke in my ear, "are you there?"
I didn't know, was I?
"Uh huh."
"Oh honey," she sounded almost sorry for me, ". . . you missed your calling sweetheart."
We both cracked our serious demeanors and suddenly exploded in laughter and relief. We couldn't stop the feeling of mutual joy we were experiencing if we wante
