"This sounds ridiculous but..." the doctor hesitated, "I think it's true. It's just all too preposterous to have happened by chance. I shouldn't even be calling this a condition, because this is simply who you are."
Ms. Reed chuckled. "So, perpetually horny s*x maniacs?"
"Well... yes," Samantha agreed, smiling. "This might even be an understatement. Your hypersexuality is absolutely off the charts, and it's part of what makes you all so unique. I am convinced that you will be the happiest and healthiest you can be if just listen to what your bodies tell you. The message is clear: you should simply never stop f*****g!"
"Yes! You're right, doctor," the mother said enthusiastically. "This is our life now. I want us to be a healthy, happy, unbelievably horny family who spends every minute o
