- Taylor - How could I be so stupid? She said it was going to be different. I stifled a bitter laugh. Sure, a rich, power couple like that was going to let some low-income, college dropout dyke like me date their daughter. No chance in hell. And she knew it! She hadn't been serious about anything. She'd been telling them I was a guy, for Christ's sake! Well I hope she enjoyed her time slumming. She was going to have me over for dinner with her family. What a pile of crap. It's better for her, probably. She could go marry some doctor or lawyer or other rich asshole, live in some fancy house and keep labradoodles or whatever the f**k rich people did. She could be with someone who could give her more than a crappy studio apartment over someone's garage. She was right to go. She deserved so

