"It's okay. You probably don't even know it, but moving in with a girl for the first time in your life has got to be stressful, even if she is your sister. Add to that you just had the longest conversation you've ever had with her about her teeny tiny titties, and you have a good excuse for making mistakes."
"God, Raven! It's the only conversation we've ever had about...those."
Raven's eyes morphed into the saddest eyes I've ever seen and her bottom, pouty, kissable lip poked out in an exaggerated pout.
"I know they're little, but you could have picked them being teeny tiny to argue about instead of how often we've talked about them. By the way, that count is up to three now, so far."
"So far? What's..."
"Since they're perfect, your words, I'm sure you're going to want to talk about t
