"No, no, no. I'm tense about not knowing when the shoe's gonna drop, and it's going to land firmly in my ass because he's going to blame me for getting you to give me handjobs." "I'll protect you, little brother. That's mostly what big sisters are for." "They're pretty adept at making their little brothers c*m too." "If he surprises us, I'll just ask him how he knows. If he surprises you , just say you don't know what he's talking about, and ask him to get me involved. Either way, he's going to have to break out the videos, then his goose is cooked." "I just want to have a clue that he knows, so I can expect it." "Today, you go to your room, I'll go to mine. After a few minutes, you knock on my door and ask me to come to your room to explain something to you for school. He'll believe

