My parents both looked relieved. I figured I should just be straightforward with them about my situation and see if they knew anything.
"I may have a problem," I started. "All day long, girls kept looking at my pants. Now, I specifically wore those baggy trousers, so I know I wasn't showing them anything. Evidently, there has been a rumor circulating around that I have a really big d**k. I don't know how it got started, but it isn't just at the school. One of my friends overheard two housewives talking about it at a grocery store a month ago."
I let them digest that while I took another bite of pasta and ate it.
"Now, nobody has accosted me in school or anything like that," I continued, "but over the course of the day more and more girls were looking down there. By the time I was passin
