First day back at school, and the rumors are flying.
Enjoy.
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My name is Joshua Thompson, but only my mom actually calls me 'Joshua.' Everyone else calls me Josh. I am eighteen years old. I have recently had a lot of medical issues. I was actually in a coma for the better part of two years; when I awoke from that, I had grown dramatically. I used to be a short, skinny nerdling, but now I am six-three and a little over two hundred pounds of lean muscle.
I also have an impressive d**k. If you took an empty cardboard tube from the middle of a roll of paper towels and popped a squash ball on the end of it, you'd have the size about right. Before I got sick and went into that coma, I had been a virgin. That seems like an eternity ago. Before I even got out of the hospital, I was treated
