Another phone call interrupted those thoughts, and I wouldn't think about it again until days later. Instead, I was thinking about my mother's body after my coworker Brittney jiggled past my desk. She was married, and had only been married for a couple of years at that point. She was still gushing about the "amazing man" she had married every chance she got, so I entertained no illusions that she would ever want to do anything with me. It was her big, heavy t**s that suddenly reminded me of my mother's impressive melons. I found myself thinking about my mother's voluptuous body, and couldn't help but think that there was a really good chance I would get to see her completely naked again as soon as I got off work. I had only gotten a brief glimpse of her naked body Friday night, when she'd

