"It was so fun to watch Gloria and Dianne drool when you took off your shirt today," she murmured.
"I'm glad it was fun for you," I grumped. "That was my mom and her married friend drooling." I shook my head. "I still can't believe I did that."
"Oh, relax," she chided me gently. "You know Gloria's husband has had diabetes and high blood pressure for six years, right?"
"Um, I knew he had diabetes," I replied. "What does that have to do with anything?"
"His medications give him erectile dysfunction," she said sadly, shaking her head on my shoulder. "And he can't even take Viagra or anything, because of his high blood pressure. She hadn't had a nice, hard d**k inside her for at least five years."
"Oh," I replied. It was still tough for me to accept, though. "Why was it such a turn-on for
