They both had shocked looks on their faces when 'Busty Nurses 4' lit up the screen. Valerie's was authentic. She scrambled from the bed, but Michael hit stop on the remote, blanking the screen. Valerie turned to him. "Sorry," she gasped, "we must have put the wrong DVD in that case." "I'm sure it's not your fault, Mom," he said. As she once again dug through the contents of the box, Valerie realized what had happened. Her face was red as she turned to her son. "These are your father's DVDs," she said, "They are all porn." "Oh!" Michael said. He got out of the bed, "I'll see if I can find the other boxes of movies, then." They both looked around the garage, and in the spare bedroom, but they didn't find the 'regular' movies. Michael hadn't stashed them or anything; they had just been

