"Oh my God," Tanya breathed. Then she frowned. "Dammit, Tanya, I just told you I was horny and you know I just broke up with Todd. Now you tell me this?!?" She flopped back down onto the bed. "Jesus," she muttered.
Tanya had to grin. "Sorry," she offered. She knew it wasn't the sincere apology her friend deserved. "Maybe I should have my dad take care of you."
"That's mean," Sylvia muttered. Then she saw the thoughtful look on Tanya's face. "Wait—are you serious?"
"I was kidding, but now that I think about it..."
Sylvia slowly sat up again. Tanya grimaced and shook her head. She looked at her best friend for a long moment before she continued.
"I think we could trick him into f*****g you. Since he's dating your mom, we can't just ask him; it could make a total mess of things. The prob
