"That's not the point, Joshua," she said, shaking her head, "You are jumping too far ahead on this. That's my point. You are worrying about which one of these girls you should marry. You are concerned about how it will end before it's even gotten started. Lisa is a gorgeous young woman who adores you and she will do anything you want. Trina is a sexy young thing who can't keep her hands off of you. Leanne is your sister's hot friend you have wanted for years, and she's just out of reach. Am I missing someone?"
"Heather," I said softly.
My mother's eyes shot open.
"Really?" she murmured, "I figured she was too old for you...but I guess in a few years that wouldn't be such an issue. Hm."
"I feel like I'm stringing at least some of these women along," I said, "I don't want them to think—"
