SOPHIE River is waiting at my locker Wednesday morning with a duffel bag like we're about to storm a beach. "What is that." "Emergency Meeting Kit." He unzips it with the solemnity of a man defusing a bomb. "Granola bars, in case you get hangry mid-testimony. A stress ball shaped like a tiny Earth, because regular stress balls felt insufficient for the scale of this. And—" he pulls out a laminated index card "—approved talking points, so you don't accidentally apologize to Nathan for existing." "I laminated the backup card," Avery says, holding up a second one. "In case River's gets emotional and he cries on it." "I don't cry on documents." "You cried on my SAT practice test." "That was allergies." I lean against my locker and just look at them, this absurd little war room they've

