When Pap answered the phone, I said, "Hey Pap, we just had some visitors out here. We got word that cops were spotted on the bayou and headed this way. So we were prepared for them. When they got here, I had all of the alligators around the docks and on the land to keep them from setting foot on the dock. And the ravens and crows were all around the place as well. I'm sure from their point it was scary as f**k. Especially when I walked down to the docks right through the center of the alligators. I even stopped to scratch Balty and Marshmallow on their heads. I'm going to get changed and come to your house. I think that we need to go and file a complaint against them. And get them on harassment and trespassing charges. Hell, they didn't even know what my name actually was. They kept callin
