Rockstar
Kiki and Lia were the sweetest to throw Tawny and me a baby shower. They had it at the clubhouse, with a big barbecue. There were games where they measured Tawny’s belly with toilet paper after guessing how many squares it would take to make it all the way around her. Another game of guess what’s in the diaper, but instead of baby food, they used melted candy bars, thank f**k. There was a giant baby bottle that was being passed around. It had a slit at the top of the n****e, and members put gobs of money in it, even though we didn’t need it, it was appreciated. We decided the money would go into the babies' trust funds.
I was impressed by the diaper cake. That thing was huge, there were so many diapers on it. I didn’t even know that was a thing. We had gotten tons of b
