(Author's POV) The photo went up at 11:47 a.m. Two marriage certificates on the center console. A woman's hand resting beside them, Phineas's hand over hers. The caption was nothing - not a word, just the image. By noon, Serena had already left three question marks in the comments and fired off a private message: *Uncle Phineas. Is this real? Did you actually get married?? Who is she???* Patrick Sloan saw it while eating lunch. He set his fork down, picked up his phone, and called Gavin. "Tell me I'm reading this right," Patrick said. "Phineas got married?" "You're reading it right," Gavin said. "To who?" "Not my place to say." "Gavin." "You'll find out soon enough." Patrick was quiet for two full seconds. Then: "This is going to be interesting." Arthur Everett didn't follow so

