I turned around to make myself some toast. There wasn't much left at the buffet layout since it was so late. I needed something to help with this hangover though. My back was to them, but I could still hear everything.
"Oh, River, you are so adorable," Sara, Clutch's ol' lady and the twin's mom, gushed. "You sure there's nothing going on between y'all? You're so cute together."
"Uh, no," the douche replied awkwardly. "I tried once or twice when we first met, but we're better as friends."
"So, you dated, and it didn't work out?" Sara asked.
"No, Naddy turned me down, but it was for the best," he said. "She's a really great friend."
"Well, maybe something will blossom one day," Lisa, Dozer's ol' lady and Cutter's Mom, said happily.
"Woman, let them be," Dozer scolded her playfully. "N
