"I don't even have my own degree yet," I slurred. "I also have a test tomorrow."
"Are you fu.cking serious right now??" he asked incredulously.
"I think so?" I replied.
"You're fu.cking smashed," he said, shaking his head. "I can barely understand a thing you say when you start half speaking in Russian."
Am I speaking half in Russian?
"Hey baby, you wanna have a drink with me tonight?" Glory said as she plopped down in Jinx's lap.
I laughed, causing her to glare at me.
"What's so funny, Feral?" She spat.
"I just think it's so fu.cking hilarious when you pi.ss Jinx off," I replied, laughing my a.ss off.
"What are you-"
"Get off me!" Jinx snapped, pushing her and making her stumble backwards. "Where the f***k is our son, Glory? Aren't you supposed to be with him?"
"Relax, he's wi
