"You mean, you don't think those three boys are chaotic?" She asked, handing me another plate. "Oh, well, kids are different," I replied. "That kind of chaos is happiness." "So, you were expecting something like the clubhouse parties?" she asked. "Uh, kinda, I guess," I said. "I've never been to one, but I hear a lot of crazy stuff. Naked girls, everyone acting wild, lots of drinking..." Birdie snorted again. "Those parties do get insane, but no, this is family-time," she told me. "Mom and Dad are too old to want to do that kind of partying all the time. The rest of us have kids. This was our family getaway." She paused for a moment, giving me the side-eye. "Plus, Jinx has never been that into partying anyway." "Really?" I asked, clearly not believing her. "Yeah, seriously," she rep

