Bruno busted out laughing and said, "I agree with you there. I know I wouldn't want it up my ass either. I looked around the shop until I found the biggest ones that they had. And then I bought a few of them. They have come in very handy for torture here lately. I mean, you add some of the hottest peppers that you can find. And I found Pepper X, the Carolina Reaper, and the Ghost Pepper. I mixed them up nice and good and have a bowl sitting in the fridge for just this reason. And let me tell you, that is one f*****g hot mixture. I put them in a f*****g metal bowl because I was afraid of them melting a plastic one. I also put a note on top of it and a f*****g chain and lock around it to keep dumb asses out of it. Some of the guards store their lunch in the breakroom, and a few others tend t

