"Yeah, Rex pissed off can be f*****g scary. Most of the time he gets quiet before he gets pissed off. It really depends on what the hell is going on. I like to piss him off and then have him f**k me. It's the best s*x ever," I said with a laugh.
"TMI, son, tmi. You don't want to hear about my s*x life, and I don't want to hear about yours. Anyway, they will be here soon, so you need to get up and get ready for the day ahead of us. I was going to make breakfast, but Stone said that they are stopping to get breakfast and coffee on their way down. Your boy is coming with them, by the way. He's driving one of the vans," Dad said, and then left the room.
I got up and went to the bathroom to take a piss. When I was done, I washed my hands and then brushed my teeth before going to get dressed.
