"I cant wait for that. I'm sick of the food here already. I want a big f*****g steak, a baked potato, macaroni salad, green beans, and cheesy rice. And a cold beer sounds nice, even though I'm sure that I wont be able to drink for a while. And sleeping in a better bed without having a nurse wake you up every five minutes will be awesome as hell. Speaking of which, I don't know who the nurse was on duty last night, but I don't want her as my nurse anymore. The b***h had the nerve to hit on me. And when I told her that I was taken, she said that it's not like it would matter since I can't remember being in a relationship. So it technically wouldn't be cheating. Needless to say, she got told off. It doesn't remember if I can remember being in a relationship or not. Everyone tells me that I am
