MARTHA POV *CLUMSY- FERGIE* The phone lit up in my hand. No new messages. Of course. Because it was seven-forty-three. After office hours. I groaned and let my head fall back against the couch. Fluffy made a sound. Not helpful at all. I unlocked the screen, opened Caelin’s chat, and stared at the blinking cursor like it was personally responsible for the collapse of my dignity. “No,” I said. Fluffy’s ears went down. “Don’t look disappointed in me. You don’t pay taxes.” He kept looking. I locked the phone. Then unlocked it again. Then locked it again, because apparently I had become a woman who needed adult supervision around a messaging app. MrBigshot jumped onto the coffee table and sat beside Fluffy like a very small, very evil judge. “Wonderful,” I muttered. “A jury of

