Which was ridiculous.
Dogs didn't wait for people.
At least not random people.
I looked behind me.
Nobody.
Looked around the parking lot.
Still nobody.
The dog continued staring.
"You've got the wrong person."
The dog blinked.
Not even apologetically.
I sighed and headed inside.
When I came back out ten minutes later to grab groceries, it was still there.
Same spot.
Same expression.
Same unsettling level of commitment.
"Oh, come on."
The tail thumped once against the pavement.
I narrowed my eyes.
The dog narrowed its eyes back.
That shouldn't have been possible.
I don't know enough about canine facial expressions to prove it scientifically, but I am absolutely convinced that animal looked annoyed with me.
Maybe it was because I got trained by MrBigShot.
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