"It's not. It's f*****g weaker than piss. How do you think people like me are able to get access so easily? It's a good job Al Qaeda prefer living in caves rather than the 21st century. If any of them knew how to use a laptop, we'd be fucked."
"So, what now?" Al asked.
"I work my magic. A basic phishing scam will probably do the trick. I just need her to click on a link and I'll be in. I've sent her an email already."
"How long will it take?" Siobhan wondered out loud.
"How old is she?" Noodles asked.
"Twenty-one." Al said.
"You know what young people are like with their phones these days. They're never out of their hands. If she's going to be dumb enough to fall for this, it'll probably happen in the next five or ten minutes."
"I see."
"There's a caff down the road. I'll buzz you
