Asher "Tell me all about this girl," mom says excitedly. I have never mentioned any girls, but I did tell her about Maya when I first met her. Obviously, I didn't tell her I had s*x with her the first time we met, just that I rescued her and I really like her. "It's the same girl that I rescued over a year ago. She moved back to town after her mom died." "Oh no, that is so sad that she lost her mom. But good that she is back, now you can get to know each other. What's her name?" "Maya Johnson," "Such a pretty name. I am sure she is a pretty girl too. Take your time with her, don't rush her. I am excited about meeting her, but you owe me a conversation, young man. Don't think you can placate me with news of a girl," Mom says with one eyebrow raised. "About what specifically?" I ask, thou

