I put my hands in my lap and looked directly into my brother's eyes and said, "What if I said you might get your chance to be a gynecologist for a day? Would that interest you?"
You should have seen the look on Ted's face. It was a cross between sheer disbelief and complete surprise. He sat there, across the table, and just looked at me.
"You're just f*****g with me, right?" My brother asked. "This is your way of paying me back for something I did. Isn't it?"
"No, Ted." I said, calmly. "This is on the level. If you're still interested in playing gynecologist, there might be an opportunity to do that, but, it's complicated. If you're open to it, then I can tell you more."
"You mean to tell me," Ted said, looking at me quite seriously, "I'd really be able to do that? I mean be in the roo
