"Oh really? You deserve better? f**k you! I deserve a wife and a best friend I can trust. Maybe someday I'll find them." "Look Carey. I know I.." "b***h shut up and eat. You better make sure your f**k toy over there is coherent or he'll be missing in the morning." I walked out of the room as she started sobbing. I looked at four sets of eyes looking at me and said one word. "Chow." I could hear four sets of dog tags clinking on bone china as I went downstairs to eat my meal. I put the TV on The Weather Channel. Some guy in a rain coat was talking about the devastation Kate had wrought on the Keys and Northern Cuba. They showed a satellite picture of a big white donut in the middle of the gulf. A colored cone on the next slide claimed there was 90% probability of it hitting the Texas c

