"No. The promotion was legit. Loren tabbed you for that job a long time ago. It just took us a while to finish the logistics."
"Did you come over here and f**k Lizzy every time I went out of town?"
Lizzy spoke up on this one, "No. This is only the fourth time we did this and you've been out of town several times."
"So you've f****d my best friend five f*****g times and I didn't have a f*****g clue."
"Four times," said Jay in a sheepish voice. "After the first time it's only been when both you and Brandi were out of town."
"So," I said trying to keep the frustration and anger out of my voice. "How many times have I had to go to some distant s**t hole so you could come here and f**k my wife?"
"Two of your last three trips have been unnecessary. Even Loren was getting pissed, but I told
