"Ok, I'll consider it." I stood there in mock thought. "f**k no!"
"But it would be nice to have him at the rehearsal dinner." said Linda.
I got pissed off. "I am so f*****g tired of you three ramming this brainless jerk off down my f*****g throat. You want Randy at the rehearsal dinner?" Linda nodded. "OK, marry his ass then 'cause I am f*****g done!"
I turned and walked out the door as I heard a squawk from the phone and as the door shut I heard Linda wail. I got in my Suburban and headed for the beach. When I got to the marina I saw Glen, my boss. I asked him what he was doing and he told me he signed up for a scuba class. I had often considered diving, but when I was growing up, mom and dad considered it to be too dangerous.
I asked where to go to sign up and he pointed me to the of
