"So you are going to ruin graduation because of one person who made a mistake years ago?" "Not ruining anything. I am saving graduation. If I had to be around that asshole it would ruin graduation for me. Don't wait up I have a lot of friends expecting me to party tonight." "Well what do we tell Randy?" "Tell him to f**k off." The first part of Michelle's plan took advantage of the fact that our last names were so close to each other alphabetically that we were seated next to each other during the ceremony. Where we were sitting made it impossible for Linda to look back at us with out being obvious. Every time she did, Michelle would touch me, or act like I had said something really clever. When Linda went up to get her degree, I could see she wasn't at all happy with the situation. I

