"Mom, I always wanted YOU. Penny seduced me, and I was a happy participant, but YOU were always my ultimate goal. I assumed I'd NEVER be able to achieve that..." "Ross dear, lately, I dreamt about you as well. You are the embodiment of your late father, whom I loved so much. Yes, I want you too, but before I accept you into my bed I need you to promise me something." "A N Y T H I N G..." "If at any time you wish to terminate our intimacy, you'll continue seeing me as a good mother and not ignore, embarrass, or humiliate me." "Mom, it's a given. Scout's honor. The only one who will probably know about our relationship is Penny. I'll never mention it to anybody else." "We'll talk about Penny later. Now, take off your clothes and get into bed." He removed his clothes at lightning speed.

