"Will it upset one of you if I choose to spend twice as many times with you than with Penny?..."
"Honey, you overthink it. I suspect we'll come up with a trial plan before the week is over. Until that time, take your pick, but let us know in advance, so there are no misunderstandings."
...
The next day, when Ross went to play basketball with a few friends, I phoned Penny and 15 minutes later met her at the food court in the mall. We sat for coffee and a discussion. I told her I slept with my son. Her eyes glistened, "Good for you! I want all the details. How was it?"
I chuckled, "He didn't disappoint. By now, you know already that for his age, he is a good fucker."
She joked, "A good motherfucker."
"Exactly. Right now the question is, where do we go from here."
"Jenny, I'll say it a
