Elena laughed. She hadn't realized how well Massimo had gotten at telling jokes, but he had seriously improved his delivery.
"What would you do?" Massimo insisted.
It was only once Elena noticed Massimo's intense stare that he realized the question was serious.
"I would divorce him," Elena said simply. "He's offered divorce before, so I could definitely press the issue and get our marriage dissolved."
She took another sip of her coffee. When she looked up, Massimo's face was frozen in shock.
"What?" he finally asked.
"It was over a misunderstanding, but he has asked for a divorce before," Elena said, leaving out just how many times her mystery husband had suggested divorce. "He changed his mind, obviously, but I think it would be fair for me to demand a divorce in that case. He would
